The Christmas Brat: Spanked by Santa

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I don’t know, but her maturity depends on her temperament, your temperament, what is happening at home, your ability to have fun and say “yes,” and her basic genetic makeup.

The pain was intense and I was flailing my legs in some pointless exercise to stop the hurt spreading through my body. I’m obsessed) and today she’s here to help all of us learn a little bit more about getting our inner brat under control. I’ve been where you are, and I know what it takes, and I know why it’s hard for you, and I am so damn proud of you, you know that?I've gathered all my best sleep advice and put it together so you have it at your fingertips when you just CANNOT deal with it anymore (or even better - before you lose your mind! He tensed in anticipation of the next swat, but it wasn’t any harder than the rest- which was to say, it hurt like hell, but didn’t feel retaliatory at all. And he wanted to resist, he did, because having this moment in a room full of people was never on the agenda, but he trusted Quinn, and he knew TK was here, and he really was defenseless against that kind of softness.

But despite being ready to spank his boyfriend himself at least half a dozen times in the last twelve hours, he found all his peacemaking instincts triggered and instead stood up before anyone else could chime in. I still remember the shock I got when I pulled down my trousers and pants and pointed my bum at the bathroom mirror. Because in the absence of those huge, exhilarating highs and absolutely crushing lows, your nervous system doesn’t have a fucking clue what to do. Chelsea Dickinson is a self-proclaimed sabotage coach and “entrepreneurial brat tamer” who’s out here “coaching bad bitches to stop sabotaging” (her Instagram bio is my favorite fucking thing EVER; like, as soon as I saw it, I knew she HAD to guest on Unf*ck Your Relationships. I don’t know where you boys got this idea that firefighters are the only ones who can lift twice their bodyweight, but I’ll be happy to prove you wrong once we’re all done here.He was my Dad’s brother and hadn’t been especially close to Mum but as they say family is family and when Mum’s sister told him how I was behaving he decided as the nearest thing to a ‘man about the house’ it was his job to take me in hand. Chelsea: “Not rejecting my brat has been one of the biggest transformations in my experience with her, if that answers the question. And just as Carlos was picturing the chaos that could come from that promise, the muttering all died down again.

Uncle John opened the door and grunted a welcome and nodded that I should go straight into the front room. Sure, my 10-year-old son asked a woman in a checkout line why she was so fat, but he’s just a kid displaying a natural curiosity, I can’t punish him for that.

He could feel the swats gradually slowing down until they stopped altogether and Quinn was just rubbing his butt, but he couldn’t get control of his breathing or his tears.

Uncle John took no notice of my nakedness and simply slapped his own thigh before commanding, “Get over my knee.My husband and I are having a hard time shifting into disciplinary roles when she throws tantrums or exhibits undesirable behavior. Uncle stopped his muttering and I felt the cold wooden head of the brush tap gently across the middle of my right cheek. Chelsea put it perfectly when she said, “When I started talking about it, and when I started sharing about wanting to sabotage, and wanting to create drama, I kind of neutralized my relationship to (my brat)…It was kind of like that reel that goes like, ‘You and me, let’s form an alliance…’ and that’s what it’s like with my brat. I was a keen football player at school and was used to being naked in front of others so felt no particular embarrassment standing with my privates exposed to the room.