I go to the urgent care center with my father an hour or so later because I needed stitches (this was an unfortunately common occurrence for us for a while in my teens) and instead of the usual wrinkly old doctor that normally sewed me up, I was given over to his new, young, very attractive female medical student.

The woman had gone to him about her fertility issues, and he allegedly suggested that she had indications of human papillomavirus (HPV), which is a sexually-transmitted DNA virus that can cause cancer, despite a negative result after a smear test. As Doctor Mike concludes, “My job is to provide the most up-to-date information that I feel confident about to my audience, in a way that resonates with them.In the hotel room, the doctor undresses while teller her that she would be free from the virus afterwards. The iconic look of a 1950s nurse outfit makes for a great retro look that's perfect for any throwback party. But after my doctor was done, she told me to get dressed as she stayed in the room talking and doing paperwork.

A while ago I went in for my annual physical and getting undressed wasn't an issue, as they give you a robe and tell you to undress and put that on and they leave the room. So as part of their “here’s how to make this suck less” packet the hospital includes pretty specific instructions to drink three bottles of water an hour before your appointment, without going to the bathroom, so that they can tell which fleshy sack of muscle is your bladder and which is your uterus.

He is actually an “animal expert and exotic animal veterinarian” at the Conejo Valley Veterinary Hospital in Thousand Oaks, California. I tried to take my mind off of it by asking her questions about the machine and how it worked (did you know that they can place the cursor on the screen onto the image of a vein or artery and the machine will only pick up sound for that specific part? So the resident goes through the routine and when she was finished, “grandma” asks me if I minded her checking after the student to make sure nothing was missed.

I’m still going like a waterhose, the radiologist is drenched in urine, and to top it all off there’s a goddamn ultrasound wand sticking out my ladyhole. Female doctors, nurses, NPs/PAs, all healthcare professionals - we can wear a bikini, a dress, or we can wear scrubs. The doctor then tells me “Well, you’re going to be bleeding for a while, you should put that in your boxers to catch any spotting. What makes this strange and interesting is the remoteness of such content, as well as the general Kafka-esque atmosphere of Davis's cryptic series of hospital sex scenes, to the underlying "Sexy Nurses" genre.After massaging me for what felt like hours, he stares at my junk for a long time, before telling me that “The consistency is right, you have a nice scrotum kid. When I fell, the toggle on the zipper dug into my hip and as I slid down the hill it dug a gash about three inches long into my leg. Just wondering what your doctor/nurse thinks, if they know, when you dont wear any underwear when you have an appointment. Despite the overwhelming success and fame Doctor Mike has achieved, he is still actively practicing as a physician in New York.

However, Candice Myhre, who is a resident of Kalaheo, Hawaii, immediately shared another post and said, "Dr Bikini will save your life in the middle of the Ocean when you get hit by a boat.He believes that this direct connection that he has with his audience is what helped him grow in the first place. Become one of the most important healthcare professionals when you go in one of our adult nurse costumes! I will be receiving a barium enema which will allow the xrays to show any abnormalities in my GI tract. Now one might assume that having a large man hold my butt cheeks apart while my ass is sliced up is the embarrassing part but not so much.